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MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian explorers dived deep below the North Pole in a submersible on Thursday and planted a national flag on the seabed to stake a symbolic claim to the energy riches of the Arctic. A mechanical arm dropped a specially made rust-proof titanium flag onto the Arctic seabed at a depth of 4,261 meters (13,980 ft), Itar-Tass news agency quoted expedition officials as saying. Russia wants to extend right up to the North Pole the territory it controls in the Arctic, believed to hold vast reserves of untapped oil and natural gas. But Canada mocked Russia's ambitions and said the expedition was nothing more than a show. "This isn't the 15th century. You can't go around the world and just plant flags and say 'We're claiming this territory'," Canadian Foreign Minister Peter MacKay told CTV television. Bush should tell Putin that if he really thinks the North Pole is his because of some flag, then the US will assume its ownership of the moon immediately and destroy any craft trying to leave low orbit. Moreover, WE CANNOT LET THE RUSSKIES CONTROL THE NORTH POLE -- CAUSE IF THEY CONTROL THE NORTH POLE --- THEY WILL CONTROL CHRISTMAS --- HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE CHRISTMAS LOOKS LIKE THIS:
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DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL ?
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WE REAP WHAT WE SOW Shakespeare's Macbeth is another classic example of a self-fulfilling prophecy. The three witches give Macbeth a prophecy that Macbeth will eventually become king, but the offspring of his best friend will rule instead of his afterwards. Macbeth tries to make the first half true while trying to keep his bloodline on the throne instead of his friend's. Spurred by the prophecy, he kills the king and his friend, something he never would have done before. In the end, the evil actions he committed to avoid his succession by another's bloodline get him killed in a revolution.
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"Поют реактивным гулом самолеты. Где-то, может быть, в бой идет пехота. Hо мы вдалеке от неведомых ран. Нас быстрей выводит капающий кран. Люди бьются за свои флаги, А нас жалят трамвайные передряги. Где-то "да", а чаще "нет". Телевизор выключен, пора гасить свет."
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CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER http://www.venganza.org/about
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"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." — Steve Eley
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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? *The Englishman*: Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away . *The American*: Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee. *The Chinese*: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee. *The Japanese*: Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra. *The Israeli*: Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee. *The Palestinian*: Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee; asks the UN for aid; takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then blows up the coffee house, where: The Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that IT'S ALL HIS FAULT :)
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DON'T FUCK WITH ME ARGENTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO KAKA, NO PROBLEM !!! MARACAIBO, Venezuela, July 15 (Reuters) - Brazil produced a ruthlessly efficient performance to beat old rivals Argentina 3-0 on Sunday and win the Copa America for the second time in a row. It was a bitter pill for Argentina, who lost on penalties to the same opponents in the 2004 final and were favourites to win this time against a Brazil team missing Kaka and Ronaldinho, who asked to be rested.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() why nuke Iran?http://nukeiran.com/node/101/
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Однажды Владимир Владимирович™ Путин и президент Соединенных Штатов Америки Джордж Буш играли в морской бой по телефону для связи с главами иностранных государств. - Жэ пять, - говорил Джордж Буш. - Мимо, - отвечал Владимир Владимирович™, - Дэ три. - Попал, - сокрушенно пробормотал Джордж Буш. - Кто? - спросил Владимир Владимирович™. - Пэрис Хилтон, - вздохнул Джордж Буш. - Придется выпустить, - рассмеялся Владимир Владимирович™, - Мой ход! Е шесть! - Мимо, - с облегчением сказал Джордж Буш, - Вэ четыре. - Мимо! - улыбнулся Владимир Владимирович™, - Чуть-чуть в Сутягина не попал. Джордж Буш ненадолго задумался. from: http://vladimir.vladimirovich.ru
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Однажды Владимир Владимирович™ Путин и директор Федеральной службы безопасности сидели в зале ожидания правительственного аэропорта “Внуково-2” и читали в ожидании своих самолетов интересные книги. - Ты че читаешь? - спросил Николай Платонович, заглядывая в книгу к Владимиру Владимировичу™. - Генриха Бёлля, - отвечал Владимир Владимирович™, - А ты? - А я Гришковца, - отвечал Николай Платонович, - “Рубашка” называется. - Нравится? - спросил Владимир Владимирович™. - Да я так... по работе… - пробормотал Николай Платонович и продолжит чтение. Владимир Владимирович™ с пониманием посмотрел на Николая Платоновича. http://vladimir.vladimirovich.ru/
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PORTSMOUTH — A Russian man attempted to pass off a phony $100 bill at the New Hampshire State Liquor store shortly before 8 p.m. Thursday, according to the store manager, who said a cashier discovered the bill was bogus. No arrest was made, according to police, but the incident was the talk of the store because Russians are known to be staying in the city ahead of Russian President Vladimir Putin's scheduled visit with President Bush in Kennebunkport, Maine, on Sunday. Liquor store manager Mike Smith said the man, accompanied by four other Russian men, attempted to purchase two bottles of Scotch whiskey with the bum $100. The cashier used a special pen to mark the bill to test its authenticity. "It turned a color that it's not supposed to, and when he saw that, he grabbed the bill back and left," said Smith. But Police Lt. Dante Puopolo said that diplomatic immunity was not invoked because police did not make any arrests. "We have no evidence of any kind," he said. "We don't have the $100 bill." However, he said there are currently Russians staying in town who are entitled to diplomatic immunity, he said. "Their version of the secret service are staying here in Portsmouth," he said. Putin will arrive at the Pease Air National Guard Base on Sunday en route to his summit with Bush. Approximately a dozen Russian men were congregated in front of the Holiday Inn shortly after the incident Thursday night. One said he spoke no English but indicated he was there in connection with the Putin visit. The men went into the Holiday Inn shortly afterward.
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